A Quick and Dirty Survival Guide for the Middle Ages:
Weird Medieval Guys: How to Live, Laugh, Love, (and Die) in Dark Times
By Patricia Maniaci
Weird Medieval Guys by Olivia M. Swarthout is a hilarious and snarky glimpse into the lives of our Medieval counterparts. This is not your mother's history book (although it could be your father's, considering the surprising number of Dad Jokes and puns it contains) as WMG playfully unveils the humanity, humor, and horrors of people navigating life in the Medieval world. If you were suddenly transported in time to the Middle Ages, this book could come in handy for the 24 hours you survived (is no one thinking about the number of germs you'd have to contend with or even the language barrier?!).
Swarthout brings the Medieval world to life with meticulous research and delightful illustrations. From picking a name (p. 13) to wondering exactly why there are so many aggressive snails and rabbits in marginalia, WMG has it.
Have you ever wondered what your occupation might be? Page 42 provides a quick quiz on your true calling (Apparently, I'd make a great innkeeper, with hermit as a second choice because of my desire to burn things to the ground.) Looking to court that special someone? The flow chart on pages 59-60 provides wise counsel. If you need some help, the love potion on page 63 might give you the added push you need. Done with that special someone? Want to get rid of them? There's a flow chart (p. 69-70) for that too! Are you worried about your artistic ability? Have no fear; the Bestiary (101) will make you feel much better, as it's clear those monks didn't know what the heck they were doing either, and page 191 proves it.
Do you like maps? There are maps (p. 31). There are strange deaths. Want to know how to handle a civil dispute (p. 89)? Get your sharpest implement ready because, my friend, you might win your case! Need help figuring out how to lay siege to your pesky neighbor across the sea? WMG has you covered.
Of course, my absolute favorites are the Medieval Slang and Mediaeval Astrology sections, as they are liversoon for the soul.
Swarthout's ability to blend scholarly research with a witty narrative style proves that people haven't changed, and we shouldn't take every aspect of history too seriously. She educates and entertains, making complex historical contexts accessible without sacrificing depth.
Moreover, Weird Medieval Guys provides a chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the weird figures who shaped our past, as it is not just a book about history; it's a celebration of life's absurdities and triumphs.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to check on my love potion.
P.S. Make sure to read the Acknowledgements. You'll be glad you did.